my sick rules

so for the last few days i have been so sick, and i hate being sick. so i have decided there should be some rules about being sick:

rule#1- only one person in the family can be sick at a time

rule#2- no tag backs, so if you are sick then your husband gets sick he cant turn around and get you sick again.

rule#3- the ones who are not sick should help as much as possible to make the sick person feel better, be it arranging the pillows just so, no matter how ridicules the amount or figuration! to getting up with the kids or better yet, to kids being self reliant no matter what the age....(hey its my fantasy let me have it!)

rule#4- every one has to tell me i look beautiful even when i am green with purple spots and smell of vomit and have saltine cracker crumbs in my hair!

rule#5- the house will have an automatic clean button so even when i am laying on the couch or hurling over the toilet all day the house will look like i have slaved all day long to make it sparkle

and some day when i rule the world these will definitely be enforced..... although if i had great cosmic powers maybe there just wouldn't be sickness, maybe we will all be able to eat sweets and deliciously decadent foods and never gain a pound, sleep on clouds and live in everlasting bliss with the ones we love happily ever after!